Wednesday, May 14, 2008

...and his answer...

My husband is fucking hilarious!  Check out his answer to my email from this morning...

"First of all, I love to read and write you moron. Stop forgetting shit. Secondly (Is that a word), I didn't call you last night cuz your messaghe went straight to voicemail cause my phone sucks and I didn't get it til late last night you fruit loop. There is always a reason, sound familiar.

Paragraph form is cool, happy to hear about the solidity of your stool. Wow I can hardly gnoochi.

Your squid analogy was awesome I laughed so hard my lol fell out. I'm gonna call you now so I can hear your backward ebonic euphamisms. See yuh insany..."

HAHAHAHAHA!!!  GAWD I miss him!!!  Fanny head...

Anyway, I just got back from my visit to downtown Chicago.  It was pretty, but I musta walked 40 miles trying to find a damn Chicago dog.  I was starving to death by the time I ate.   I spent the whole afternoon just walking around the city.  Of course I forgot a camera, but I was able to get some nice shots of buildings and lake with my cell phone.  Woo.  I'm just not a city person at all.  I couldn't give a shit.  The architecture was gorgeous and all that but...I don't know, it's just another lousy city full of assholes and filth.  I mean, downtown was gorgeous, but I walked a little past it and it was shithole.  I got solicited several times for money, charity, change...yuck!  Plus, I'm sorta broke so I really couldn't buy anything or do anything.  I was gonna stay 'til 8 p.m. but got bored and left an hour earlier.

Now my feet are killing me.  I should have brought tennis shoes.  I've got these major calluses that I really need to shave off when I get home...  They hurt like hell right now!  EW!  And even my hip joints hurt.  Fuck.  I'm just gonna stay in my room and order room service.  I don't wanna see another human being until tomorrow.  I'm SO homesick.  I wanna go hoooommmeee!  Not only do I miss my hubby, I miss my stupid pets!  I'm so attached to my zoo.  People just don't understand...  I love them like kids.  Man, just wait until I have an actual child...  I have a lotta love to give...

So, seeing as though I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, I'm 'onna go throw my stinking self in the shower.

CHOW for NOW.  Chow.  Ceao.  How you spell it?  Geez.  I'm Italian and I can't spell Caoe.  cao.  I can't think of it at the moment so BYE.  Or Buy.  Or Bi.  Bie bie.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's "ciao", ya nutball. *hugs* Sorry you didn't enjoy your trip downtown. :(