Myspace, will you be my friend?

I'm posting from the comfort of my home putie tonight. It's all pitter pattery with rain on muh roofie. I gots me a stogie (ciggie) and I'm listening to "Scary Movie Too" on Comedy Cenniatral. Yea. It's good. Ron is gonna be home soon and we're gonna go out to Margarite Monday at the local Mexi 'raunt. Mmmmmm margies!!! If ya wanna make something sound cute, just put an "ie" at the end of it. Poopie, crunchie, birdie, buggie, boobie, Stanie, Picklie, tarantulaie...hehehe, foamie, stovie...okay... I went to the awesome fish store a few blocks from where I work when I got off today. I got me two new little guys, they're a type of cichlid...I forgot the name at the moment. It's orange chromis or something like that. Anyway, it was cool getting new fishies. I haven't for a while. I also got a couple of new plants. They're made of a synthetic type of silk so wave around all realistic like. Then I got the fishies some LIVE bloodworms for a wunnderful treat! Yummy, they're sitting all squirming in a little container in the fridge. Gonna feed them in front of Ron...he'll appreciate that 'fore dinner din.

So I got an email from Lisa today, one of those e-vites to be a "friend" on Myspace.com. This will be the third time I've put a profile up on there. The site kind of intimidates me... I feel a little socially overwhelmed for internet standards. I've decided that I'm being a sensitve dork. It's just a website.

This is my official profile. Nothing exciting... All of the pictures are familiar, humm? Yea so I did it. Whatever. Um, will you be my friend? Hehe...if you happen to have a profile, that'd be cool. Add your name to my HUGE list! HAH! Mmm-hmmm...

Fuck, I've been waiting for Melanie to email me something. I'd better go prod her some. And get ready to goooooooooooo!!!!