Sick farts

OH fanTABulous! It's Friday again. Welcome to another weekend. A weekend wherein I will NOT get wasted beyond all wastedness. I was good all week so I am going to allow myself a bit of fun. Just a bit. Really. NO REALLY. JUST A LITTLE. Have a few beers and relax. But not make it the center of my attention like I did last weekend. I don't want to have a shitty beginning to my week again. Come Monday, I will NOT wake up depressed and worried. I will wake up refreshed and happy to greet the new day. OH...who the fuck am I kidding?! I probably won't be refreshed or happy to go to work... But this attitude, this bitterness has GOT to STOP. I don't have to be a fucking ray of sunshine, but I do have to try harder to keep my stupid emotions at bay and deal with life a little better.

*End of self therapy session*

SO. I finally finally FINALLY joined the rest of the world and got a new cell phone yesterday. My old phone was almost SIX years old! It still worked fine, looked fine...no one could really tell it was ancient until they saw that old green screen. It was kinda sentimental to me and I liked the fact that it was different than everyone else's newfangled gadgets. However, the battery was getting old. I couldn't use it too much or it would be juiced pretty quickly. And nothing is more ear-shattering than the beep that thing makes when it completely loses battery power. You're in the middle of a conversation...little warning beep...little warning beep...you're trying to end the coversation before it BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!! *gah* Ron mentioned yesterday that his plan contract was finally up and he would finally be able to get a new phone. He wanted to get a plan together and I told him I'd check out what was available with my service first, since I've always liked it and have never had a problem. I headed on over there after work and found out that since it had been so damn long since I'd changed a thing on my plan, I was eligible for lots of perks, discounts and TWO phones! SOOOoooooo...we now have two lovely new phones and a plan together. We can talk to each other for free! All day long! Yay! And I can take pictures of my ass and send them to him! Holy shit! The features this thing has...the sounds... Welcome to 2006. And it's almost over. Hah!

Ron sweetie poopsie thoughtful man brought home an AWESOME aquarium book for me last night. The fish geeks dream book. It's got everything you wanna know about keeping fresh and saltwater fish, fish names, natural habitats... Guess what I'm gonna be reading all weekend?! I know a lot about the hobby, but there's always more to learn. I happened to flip to a page as I was scanning it and found a fish that I just started keeping and don't know much about. The orange chromide cichlid. Here's a pic of one of mine...



Can you see 'im? He's the lil' fishie to the right. Yea. Apparently, they like brackish water. Little salt in their mix. Putting a little salt in a freshwater aquarium is actually good for the fish anyway. I'm going grocery shopping today (been puttin' that shit off for three weeks now) and I'm onna pick me up some uniodized salt. In't that sumpin'?

Ooooh...that Taco Smell I had yesterday is not agreeing with me. I still haven't eaten anything since yesterday afternoon. I've been feeling all bloated and icky since then. I just farted and made myself sick. Good Lord, what the hell is IN that shit? I don't want to know. That's why I don't eat fast food very often. Yuck. I need to go evacuate. Yea...I'd better go 'cause the poop talk is starting.