Tuesday, July 25, 2006

It's been a long time since...



I've had a crush on a celebrity, well musician... I like musicians as opposed to movie stars or other such celebs. I'm a huge fan of music, whereas movies and t.v. I can take or leave. The last musician obsession I had was with Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam. I still have a special place in my heart for him, as he got me through high school. I have scrap books overflowing with the guy. I was a horny teenager and he was my only outlet since I couldn't POSSIBLY bring myself to talk to guys. Sad, but true.


Since I've been with Ron it's been Mike Patton this and Mike Patton that... He's SUCH a genious blah blah blah blah Faith No More yadda yadda Mr. Bungle blah blah Fantomas yadda yadda yadda Peeping Tom bloobiditty blahblitty... I was like, "Oh yea, he's cool...I've heard that and I like that" and so on and so forth. A few months ago I decided to look the guy up on the 'net for some current pics. Hadn't seen what he looked like really since the '90s.

*BOING*

He's FUCKING HOT, MAAAN!!!! Woowooooo!!!! Hubba hubba nibbly dooh-dah! And I'm pretty sure he's an Italian stallion, too! He's got that look. And naturally, we Italians are SUCH artistic geniouses...

MMmmmm-hmmm, I'm still a huge nerd. It's fun to have a little crush since I haven't in so very long. I will now continue to download and print pictures of the lovely Mike Patton for a new scrapbook. Heeeeeee.

Dorkus signing off...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bet he makes you a bit mosit down there.

Sea_creature said...

Yes, as a matter of fact he DOES make me...mosit...down there... Uh, yea.

Anonymous said...

i always found mike patton to be a bit of a fox. xo, d

Anonymous said...

still reading your archives! just had to comment on one of your surveys i just read where you say your favorite shoes are chucks! meeeeeeee too! did you see my chuck t entry on my blog with pictures? http://zen-grae.diaryland.com/060716_92.html
if that doesn't take you there, the title in my archives is "i love chuck taylors"...i just keep finding more and more things we have in common! lol...~zen

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