A trend...six wierd things

Everyone seems to be doing this one, too. Looks like fun so I gotta try it! Let's see...six wierd things about myself...

1. I'll put the strangest thing first. I like the feeling of fuzzy things on my lips, especially my upper lip. I still have my two stuffed elephants, Eddie and Ellie, from when I was a baby. My grandparents gave the elephants to me as an infant and I slept with them until I was five or six. They have tufts of fuzz at the end of their trunks and I used to fall asleep while sucking my thumb and rubbing the fuzzy end on my upper lip. The habit carried on to other things...the ends of my hair, hangnails, baby heads, anything velvet, the short teeny hairs near the noses of dogs and cats (my poor dog Cindy...I'd scream "HIIIii NINNY!", grab her head and rub my lip on her muzzle!) and the very tip of people's noses. I LOVE those leeeeeeetle teeeeeeeeeny white hairs...Ron's got a ton of 'em! I've got him trained now. He assumes the position (sitting still) while I gently rub my upper lip on the tip of his nose. Gotta get my fix! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh...

2. As I mentioned in yesterday's list, I like critters...ALL of them. As I've also mentioned before, I really like snails and rollie pollies. Still, to this day. If I see a snail on the sidewalk, I have to move it to safety. If a weird bug lands near me, I gotta check it out. Even dead things...gotta poke at it with a stick. Gross, I know.

3. My favorite word is "poop". It seems to some that I have a certain "fecal fixation". However, I just like potty talk and the word "poop". It's such a cute word! I don't mind talking about gross things and get a kick out of it. I also have many nicknames for my pets, especially Stanley, that center around poop..."Poopie Hole", "Turd Brain", "Anus Head" and my favorite, "Little AAAaasshoooole".

4. I speak my own strange language. I love to make up words... "Fiffle", "Pipplie-popple", "Bloob" and "Foof" are some of my favorites. When I'm in one of my wierd moods, I'll say things like, "Who's gotta whipple in muh wheee wheeee whiiizzz?!" or "Putcher tytes onna gha-laaassss!" Often times I speak wierdo to my pets, "Howsa muh lil' anus heayed?" "Muh cyuute lil' teeeny tiiiiinies!" "C'mere muh buzzard beerdie beerd beeeerrrd!"

5. I've had a missing eye tooth since I lost the baby tooth. It just never came in. I wore a fake tooth while I had braces, and now I have a fake tooth on a retainer. I was supposed to get an implant years ago, but the retainer has been working out just fine. I always take it out at night. Sometimes I forget to wear it! But no one really notices 'cause it's on the side. My favorite thing to do to new people I meet is say, "Wanna see a trick? Lookit this tooth..." And then pop it out. The looks I get are priceless. I scared the shit outta Ron on our second date! Hehehehe!

6. I have the uncanny ability to bark like a dog and sound just like one. I'm pretty good. I used to love to just bark and get all the dogs in the neighborhood going! Though I'm not as good as some...I saw this one chick on Animal Planet that blew my mind! I love to bark back at dogs when they come snarling, barking and growling up to the gate as I'm walking or jogging by...especially if there are bushes and I don't expect them and they scare the shit outta me. I just gotta get the last bark! And it's great to continue along and see someone staring at me. Hehehe!

Okay, that's it. I'll leave you with a flashback. Later!