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Holy SHIT I haven't gotten that WASTED in a long time. Especially on a Tuesday night! Seriously, dude...WAY-YAY-STEEEDDD! I was slurring and falling all over myself by the end of the night. I RARELY do that, I don't like to be so...so wishy-washy outta control. It was fun though! I remember at one point we had turned on the broiler to make barbequed chicken... Well I'd forgotten about a piece of garlic bread that I'd put back in the oven the other night, to keep it warm so I could eat it later...you know...yea. I have not one, not two but THREE fucking loud ass smoke alarms, only one of which I've disabled. So those two muthers started going off like crazy. I smelled the smoke and figured (in my slurrybrainblurred state) that it was just some crumbs left over from something in the oven. Yea, they'll burn off. This is how stupid drunks start fires, I know. It's a new low for me! We managed to get the alarm in the kitchen to stop, but the one in the bedroom would not give up! Ron got up on the cat stool and held a blanket over the screaming thing to dull some of the piercingness (yes, that's a word!) and by this time I couldn't stop laughing. He's like, "Go get rid of it, whatever it is, PLEASE!" Then I fall down on the bed laughing and he's all, "NOOOoooo!!! Go get it!!! Gooooooo!!!!" So I flail into the kitchen to see smoke POURING out of the oven. What the hELL??? I open the oven and there's the garlic bread in the oven bag ON FIRE! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I pat it out with my oven mitten and take the black mass to the front door, open it and toss the fucker out! Then I open all the windows, most of which remained open all night because we just passed out in bed after having mad monkey sex...hehehehehehe!!!!! Um, yea...so I guess you hadda be there...we were retards last night. High class, man. Crazy drunken idiots, who throught the Grace of God, did not burn the house down. We even lived to play dominos later on, too. There's nothing like throwing dominos at a sleeping cat and watching him jump ten feet! Whoooheee!!! Party!
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Okay, I'd better watch it with the yager. After reading that again I'm almost embarrassed to post it! Almost...
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