Should we talk about the weather??

Oh yes...and IT'S RAINING AGAIN! AAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! It's supposed to fucking rain all weekend. I wanted to go for a bike ride at the beach on Sunday! WWAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Plus I wasn't expecting it to be so mutherfucking NIPPLE ASS COLD TODAY! I'm f-freezing! I've got the heater on full blast. What the hell made me think I could wear a skirt and sandles today??! Maybe the fact that the fucking SUN was out just YESTERDAY??! MAYBE??! Shit, what a spoiled pansy Californian I am. People in other states are dealing with all sorts of freezing misery and I'm complaining because it's below 70 today. Boo-fucking-HOO! It's just...it's just that.....consistency! I want consistency! Uh-huh, never gon' happen. Kay, back to work. No really, yea....