Mr. Bunny reports... The Asian Elephant moved to Africa to take advantage of the superior plumbing.
Thank you...and your rather large stogie...Mr. Bunny.
Next we move to the jungle, where Big Yelluh Beerd an' pal have made themselves at home.
Yes, it's another day in paradise. What else is new? Nothing much. I will make it through another 8 hour day. I will jog this evening. I will try my best not to eat too much before I go to bed tonight. I will also try to work some more on the sketches I'm doing for my boss' bathrooms. May as well do artwork when I can. If she wants it, she's got it.
That reminds me of that stupid children's book project gone to hell... What's it been, like six months now? Four? I don't know...all I know is that we've never heard from that guy again. I'm so tempted to write him an email to tell him what a huge pussy, piece of shit, waste of time he is, but what would that accomplish? Exactly nothing. Gotta be the bigger person and move on. I'm still trying to get together with the colorist so we can try to collaborate on a story, but that doesn't seem to be happening very soon. We're still in touch, but she's been very busy. Especially since her daughter just had another baby.
I almost forgot, we're going to Lake Tahoe in a few weeks. I'm going to use up the last of my vacation days for the year. It's the last little distraction or us for the time being. Ron will get to snowboard in nice powder and I'll get to...well... Fall on my ass in nice powder. This will only be my fourth time on the hill. I went once last year and twice two years before that. Melanie, her boyfriend and her brother have gone several times over the last couple of years and I haven't joined them. I should so I can get the hang of it. It's so hard for me, I hope I start to get it in Tahoe.
What else...what else... I always just throw the entries together. Right off the top 'o my hay-ed. Oh yes, one of my favorite bloggers, Natalie Dee, who I am removing from my blog list after I post this, has had a baby. I hadn't looked at her webcomic in a while, as I'd gotten bored with it. I didn't realize it had been that long, until I saw her new pic on my shitspace. There she is in the classic pose with trophy baby on her lap. Why am I so surprised? Well, I remember one of the things I liked about her was that she didn't like kids and didn't want any... Supposedly... They had two adorable pugs. Ah, but things change, don't they! Of course they do. I dunno...I guess it's more proof that, "It's DIFFERENT when it's your oowwwwnnn..." Yea. Have fun, Natalie, I've completely lost interst in you now. Like it fucking matters, she's got sixty million readers and buyers of her art now. Me? Jealous? What gives you THAT idea? I'm just an unhappy, sarcastic bitch that always has to compare her loser self to everyone else. Another bad mental habit of mine, but who's counting?
2 comments:
I will try my best not to eat too much before I go to bed tonight.
It makes no difference what time you eat. unless it hurts your tummy. Calories in, calories out. It doesn't matter what time. It is best not to go to bed with a full tummy but as far as that old, don't eat after "_" time, it's a myth. I just had to say that I have read other peples blogs what have been saying "cant eat after sundown, blah, blah, will gain more weight. It's just not true...
Fucking Natalie Dee. I quit reading when she got the first fucking dog, Charles? blech.
Now she has a BABY, too? I feel utterly betrayed. Like the rest of them, she probably got knocked up on accident and now just can't admit it. Bitch. I'm glad I quit looking at her shit. She's only famous cuz of Drew, anyway...
You know, when I hit her site, I thought, "Oh, she's the one who does Exploding Dog?" Except she's not. And Exploding Dog has been around longer. Gotta wonder about that.
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